Sunday, February 29, 2004
Figured You Out
Welcome to another post from sunny Warrnambool. It was a quiet weekend for the Mack Daddy, my weekend consisted of going to the gym, watching basketball, working and other various completely uninteresting things. One thing I have been doing alot of is listening to Warrnambool radio. There is two radio stations in Warrnambool, the first being the ever-faithful Triple J. Which is sometimes good when the DJ's actually shut the fuck up and play music (Adam and Will are excluded from this). The other is Coast FM, which isn't too bad for a regional radio station. It has a fairly simplistic play list, Nickleback - Figured You Out, No Doubt - It's My Life, Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes and that's about it. It could be worse I spose!
The two 19 year old chicks staying with me are moving out, not a big loss, as the hot one may as well be fucking married (poor girl), and the fat...(wait for it, this is for you Cam and Quilly)...CUNT can just fuck off. What I can't understand is how this fat...CUNT can have a redneck boyfriend? Firstly she is Fat. Secondly she is a....CUNT! Anyone stupid enough to bring her home to mum should be smashed on the spot. Anyway, not my problem, aparently some 19 year old nursing student from Deakin is moving in next week! I do see some potential here!
Anyway, the two biggest party animals in the house this week were Mary and her step-sister Avis who came to stay. They are 70 and 81 respectively but boy do they drink. Both of them got on the straight Johnnie Walker all week. Wednesday night they were blind! Swearing their tits off, stumbling around and calling the other two girls TARTS all night long! Kind of reminded me of Hussey!
Speaking of the Hussmeister, I got a couple of phone calls from him this past week. The second one was Saturday Morning asking me if he called me Thursday night. The first phone call, you guessed it, was Thursday night. Hussey was in fine Hussey form, he rang me from a pub which he didn't know the name of so he proceeded to call it a CUNT! I told him to piss on it, he told me had already done that, so I said to him, what good is pissing on a place when you don't even know the name of it! So he proceeded to piss on the Chinese Massage place next door, while telling the cunts to go home! Even though the place was already empty! Well done Huss!
Hope all is well in Melbourne and I will be coming home for the long weekend. If any of you want to email me or have your own blogs going let me know! Email me!
Welcome to another post from sunny Warrnambool. It was a quiet weekend for the Mack Daddy, my weekend consisted of going to the gym, watching basketball, working and other various completely uninteresting things. One thing I have been doing alot of is listening to Warrnambool radio. There is two radio stations in Warrnambool, the first being the ever-faithful Triple J. Which is sometimes good when the DJ's actually shut the fuck up and play music (Adam and Will are excluded from this). The other is Coast FM, which isn't too bad for a regional radio station. It has a fairly simplistic play list, Nickleback - Figured You Out, No Doubt - It's My Life, Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes and that's about it. It could be worse I spose!
The two 19 year old chicks staying with me are moving out, not a big loss, as the hot one may as well be fucking married (poor girl), and the fat...(wait for it, this is for you Cam and Quilly)...CUNT can just fuck off. What I can't understand is how this fat...CUNT can have a redneck boyfriend? Firstly she is Fat. Secondly she is a....CUNT! Anyone stupid enough to bring her home to mum should be smashed on the spot. Anyway, not my problem, aparently some 19 year old nursing student from Deakin is moving in next week! I do see some potential here!
Anyway, the two biggest party animals in the house this week were Mary and her step-sister Avis who came to stay. They are 70 and 81 respectively but boy do they drink. Both of them got on the straight Johnnie Walker all week. Wednesday night they were blind! Swearing their tits off, stumbling around and calling the other two girls TARTS all night long! Kind of reminded me of Hussey!
Speaking of the Hussmeister, I got a couple of phone calls from him this past week. The second one was Saturday Morning asking me if he called me Thursday night. The first phone call, you guessed it, was Thursday night. Hussey was in fine Hussey form, he rang me from a pub which he didn't know the name of so he proceeded to call it a CUNT! I told him to piss on it, he told me had already done that, so I said to him, what good is pissing on a place when you don't even know the name of it! So he proceeded to piss on the Chinese Massage place next door, while telling the cunts to go home! Even though the place was already empty! Well done Huss!
Hope all is well in Melbourne and I will be coming home for the long weekend. If any of you want to email me or have your own blogs going let me know! Email me!
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Way down in Warrnambool
I want to apologise for my many fans for not writing to you sooner. I realise there has been a substantial break since my last post and I had intended not to post again, but with the move to Warrnambool and the Hussmeister's lack of a life (He has been bugging me to get this thing going again) I have relented and consequently you will see plenty of posts coming your way again.
Well if you have or have not heard I have just begun a job in Warrnambool with the council down here as their basketball development officer. It's about a 6 month contract so I'm not sure when I'll be home. But I'm having plenty of fun so far.
Warrnambool has a unique way of life, everyone is on permanent holiday! Everyone down here is so laid back and chicks apparently love the cock! The strangest part about people down here is although they are always less than 10 minutes from the beach, in summer they still go and camp at in the Caravan Parks on the coast? What the Fuck?
There is about fuck all referees down here, there is fuck all teams here, teams give a walkover and no one gives a fuck! What I still can't understand is the refs down here don't usually start the clock until both teams are ready to play! So even if it looks like they are going to get a walkover they are more than happy that to wait.
I am staying with a 70 year old lady who takes boarders on. Right now she has two 19 year old chicks staying with her...and wait for it....one of them is hot as FUCK! Damn my luck is bad. Both of them have boyfriends. They are both at TAFE down here and are doing Hospitality and Tourism. They have some yummy friends too, and last night I went round to one of their places for some drinks and laid some ground work. I don't think she was interested in me though. She was more interested in my COCK! SHE LOVES THE COCK! After that we kicked on to the Wailers for about an hour but one of the chicks I'm staying with wanted to go home! Shattered!
Tonight Machine Gun Fellatio are playing at BAR NIGHT @ DEAKIN! Yup you heard it here first, there is a bar night down here too! I thought my Thursday nights would never be the same again, but with a bit of luck getting chicks to kiss and being screamed that they LOVE THE COCK will become a way of life down here too! Hopefully our little cock loving friend will be there!
Anyway, as I don't have MSN down here or a phone in my office (It has been disconnected for 3 months and no one can be fucked changing it, it gets back to that permanent holiday thing) I will try and keep in touch with you all through the website. You can also email me goof33@optusnet.com.au as I still check my emails from down here.
Hope to speak to you all soon.
THE MACK DADDY!
I want to apologise for my many fans for not writing to you sooner. I realise there has been a substantial break since my last post and I had intended not to post again, but with the move to Warrnambool and the Hussmeister's lack of a life (He has been bugging me to get this thing going again) I have relented and consequently you will see plenty of posts coming your way again.
Well if you have or have not heard I have just begun a job in Warrnambool with the council down here as their basketball development officer. It's about a 6 month contract so I'm not sure when I'll be home. But I'm having plenty of fun so far.
Warrnambool has a unique way of life, everyone is on permanent holiday! Everyone down here is so laid back and chicks apparently love the cock! The strangest part about people down here is although they are always less than 10 minutes from the beach, in summer they still go and camp at in the Caravan Parks on the coast? What the Fuck?
There is about fuck all referees down here, there is fuck all teams here, teams give a walkover and no one gives a fuck! What I still can't understand is the refs down here don't usually start the clock until both teams are ready to play! So even if it looks like they are going to get a walkover they are more than happy that to wait.
I am staying with a 70 year old lady who takes boarders on. Right now she has two 19 year old chicks staying with her...and wait for it....one of them is hot as FUCK! Damn my luck is bad. Both of them have boyfriends. They are both at TAFE down here and are doing Hospitality and Tourism. They have some yummy friends too, and last night I went round to one of their places for some drinks and laid some ground work. I don't think she was interested in me though. She was more interested in my COCK! SHE LOVES THE COCK! After that we kicked on to the Wailers for about an hour but one of the chicks I'm staying with wanted to go home! Shattered!
Tonight Machine Gun Fellatio are playing at BAR NIGHT @ DEAKIN! Yup you heard it here first, there is a bar night down here too! I thought my Thursday nights would never be the same again, but with a bit of luck getting chicks to kiss and being screamed that they LOVE THE COCK will become a way of life down here too! Hopefully our little cock loving friend will be there!
Anyway, as I don't have MSN down here or a phone in my office (It has been disconnected for 3 months and no one can be fucked changing it, it gets back to that permanent holiday thing) I will try and keep in touch with you all through the website. You can also email me goof33@optusnet.com.au as I still check my emails from down here.
Hope to speak to you all soon.
THE MACK DADDY!
Thursday, November 20, 2003
Back Again
Hey all, sorry for the delay in posts the last couple of weeks have been pretty eventful without doing anything at all. By now you probably all know I got my ass kicked in the toilets at DV a couple of weeks ago and since I have been getting CaT scans etc to make sure there is no permanent damage. You will be pleased to know that my brain didn't show up on the CaT scans, revealing what we already knew!
My social life has been rather quiet of late, I have been really good for a change! I'm going to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and trying to cut back on drinking to make it worth my while. Besides that I have fuck all money at the moment. I'll keep you posted when something of interest comes up.
Hey all, sorry for the delay in posts the last couple of weeks have been pretty eventful without doing anything at all. By now you probably all know I got my ass kicked in the toilets at DV a couple of weeks ago and since I have been getting CaT scans etc to make sure there is no permanent damage. You will be pleased to know that my brain didn't show up on the CaT scans, revealing what we already knew!
My social life has been rather quiet of late, I have been really good for a change! I'm going to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and trying to cut back on drinking to make it worth my while. Besides that I have fuck all money at the moment. I'll keep you posted when something of interest comes up.
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
This is your life...
Well I realise that the post was pretty pathetic. Everyone who was at bar night will know how good it was and if you weren't there then you missed out big time! Shakespeare himself would have strugged to put into words how good the last bar nite was and yes I realised I have disappointed a few of you trying to do so. So instead of attempting to rewrite the night that was I am going to take an indepth look at the life of the great man, Chris Hussey.
Hussey suggested I try to rewrite the bar night post, but I think further attempts would be just as pathetic. But seeing Hussey is pathetic this latest account will be right up his alley.
Hussey in my mind has some great qualities about him. He is a romantic at heart. He goes up to strange chicks who look interested in him and tell them that they love cock. If this isnt romantic enough he does it repeatedly, and his friends follow suit. Then it gets to the point where they cant hold their feeling inside anymore and they are reduced to tears!
Speaking of tears, who can foget the Night at the Old England, when poor Lauren Pryor had copped an absolute caining from her so called "friends". This included text messages, prank calls, poor lauren couldn't take it anymore. But good old Hussey came to the rescue and tried to mend ways and offered Lauren a tissue to try and easy the pain!
Hussey's romantic side doesn't stop there! He has a passion for lesbians! It's a passion that is shared by many of us! And like myself he has tried on many occasions to get to chicks to kiss! Probably the most memorable time would have to be when he tried to get long time friends Megan Loy and Danielle Nadia to kiss. These poor innocent young Catholic girls were shocked and appualed. The sort of shocking and appauling behaviour that we have come to expect and love from the Hussmeister.
Hussey is a man of tradition. He follows his mighty Kangas with more pride than Kelly Stevens. So it's no surprise that he hates the Collingwood Magpies! Speaking of tradition, he has absolutely given it to Collingwood supporters after their back to back grand final losses both years. Last year's heart breaking defeat and this year's polaxing Hussey would be at the side of any poor old Collingwood supporter, absolutely giving it to them. Whether it be hurling abuse or inanimate objects to dejected supporters getting off the train, decorating the house of a friend in Brisbane Lions colours or even abusing the hell out of Collingwood supporters lining up for Grand Final tickets whilst cruising around St Kilda looking for Hookers!
Hussey has a deep love of Geography. If it has a name, then he will piss on it! The Steps of Parliament, Smith St Maccas? You name it, if Hussey hasn't pissed on it, then you can be damn sure he wants to!
One thing I can be proud of is I have been there. Through the tough times and the good! I got to see the great man at work and these are stories I will be sure to tell my grandkids about. He has contributed much to our lives and we can only hope for more memorable stories. Chris Hussey this is your life...
Well I realise that the post was pretty pathetic. Everyone who was at bar night will know how good it was and if you weren't there then you missed out big time! Shakespeare himself would have strugged to put into words how good the last bar nite was and yes I realised I have disappointed a few of you trying to do so. So instead of attempting to rewrite the night that was I am going to take an indepth look at the life of the great man, Chris Hussey.
Hussey suggested I try to rewrite the bar night post, but I think further attempts would be just as pathetic. But seeing Hussey is pathetic this latest account will be right up his alley.
Hussey in my mind has some great qualities about him. He is a romantic at heart. He goes up to strange chicks who look interested in him and tell them that they love cock. If this isnt romantic enough he does it repeatedly, and his friends follow suit. Then it gets to the point where they cant hold their feeling inside anymore and they are reduced to tears!
Speaking of tears, who can foget the Night at the Old England, when poor Lauren Pryor had copped an absolute caining from her so called "friends". This included text messages, prank calls, poor lauren couldn't take it anymore. But good old Hussey came to the rescue and tried to mend ways and offered Lauren a tissue to try and easy the pain!
Hussey's romantic side doesn't stop there! He has a passion for lesbians! It's a passion that is shared by many of us! And like myself he has tried on many occasions to get to chicks to kiss! Probably the most memorable time would have to be when he tried to get long time friends Megan Loy and Danielle Nadia to kiss. These poor innocent young Catholic girls were shocked and appualed. The sort of shocking and appauling behaviour that we have come to expect and love from the Hussmeister.
Hussey is a man of tradition. He follows his mighty Kangas with more pride than Kelly Stevens. So it's no surprise that he hates the Collingwood Magpies! Speaking of tradition, he has absolutely given it to Collingwood supporters after their back to back grand final losses both years. Last year's heart breaking defeat and this year's polaxing Hussey would be at the side of any poor old Collingwood supporter, absolutely giving it to them. Whether it be hurling abuse or inanimate objects to dejected supporters getting off the train, decorating the house of a friend in Brisbane Lions colours or even abusing the hell out of Collingwood supporters lining up for Grand Final tickets whilst cruising around St Kilda looking for Hookers!
Hussey has a deep love of Geography. If it has a name, then he will piss on it! The Steps of Parliament, Smith St Maccas? You name it, if Hussey hasn't pissed on it, then you can be damn sure he wants to!
One thing I can be proud of is I have been there. Through the tough times and the good! I got to see the great man at work and these are stories I will be sure to tell my grandkids about. He has contributed much to our lives and we can only hope for more memorable stories. Chris Hussey this is your life...
Saturday, October 25, 2003
The Last Hoorah
Well, the last bar nite was eventful to say the least! The festivities began for me at 5pm, I met Carly there and we commenced drinking. After sitting with a group of relative strangers I got talking to this chick Emily, I think for the next two hours we spent the time quoting things out of old school! We both wanted to catch up with other people so we exchanged numbers and I began looking for more trouble.
This trouble included meeting the chick who loved the cock! I tried to say hello to her and she snobbed me off, probably because I have told her she loves the cock plenty of times in the past! But after she ignored me it was time to go to town! I followed her The Eagle Bar telling her she loved the cock, I think I had her in tears at one stage! Other reports suggest that I was not the only one to do this!
Getting chicks to kiss: I tried valiantly but to no avail. Two chicks asked me and Hussey to kiss, and I tried to plant one on him, and they thought we were gay. To prove that he wasn't gay, Hussey was able to pick up.
On the theme of picking up I picked up the dumb bitch who says hello to me every week. I don't know her name, but I know one of her friends. She decided it was a sad time that I wouldn't be seeing her every Thursday so she took it upon herself to give me a goodbye kiss! What a gal!
The last highlight for the night, which was more of a lowlight was being done for drink driving outside Latrobe. I blew .06 and am absolutely shattered. I thought I was right to drive but apparently I wasn't. Things could have been worse I guess. Other than that it was one of the best night's out ever. I'm sure many will agree.
Well, the last bar nite was eventful to say the least! The festivities began for me at 5pm, I met Carly there and we commenced drinking. After sitting with a group of relative strangers I got talking to this chick Emily, I think for the next two hours we spent the time quoting things out of old school! We both wanted to catch up with other people so we exchanged numbers and I began looking for more trouble.
This trouble included meeting the chick who loved the cock! I tried to say hello to her and she snobbed me off, probably because I have told her she loves the cock plenty of times in the past! But after she ignored me it was time to go to town! I followed her The Eagle Bar telling her she loved the cock, I think I had her in tears at one stage! Other reports suggest that I was not the only one to do this!
Getting chicks to kiss: I tried valiantly but to no avail. Two chicks asked me and Hussey to kiss, and I tried to plant one on him, and they thought we were gay. To prove that he wasn't gay, Hussey was able to pick up.
On the theme of picking up I picked up the dumb bitch who says hello to me every week. I don't know her name, but I know one of her friends. She decided it was a sad time that I wouldn't be seeing her every Thursday so she took it upon herself to give me a goodbye kiss! What a gal!
The last highlight for the night, which was more of a lowlight was being done for drink driving outside Latrobe. I blew .06 and am absolutely shattered. I thought I was right to drive but apparently I wasn't. Things could have been worse I guess. Other than that it was one of the best night's out ever. I'm sure many will agree.
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Last Bar Night
Well after a year of being my "regular" Bar Night @ Latrobe comes to an end tonight. With an expected capacity crowd to be on hand one is considering getting there at 5pm.
This has got the juice flowing of some people who are expecting it to be sent off in a big way. Rumours of trying to get chicks to kiss as well as Nudey runs have already circulated. One thing is for certain this will be remembered for quite some time!
Well after a year of being my "regular" Bar Night @ Latrobe comes to an end tonight. With an expected capacity crowd to be on hand one is considering getting there at 5pm.
This has got the juice flowing of some people who are expecting it to be sent off in a big way. Rumours of trying to get chicks to kiss as well as Nudey runs have already circulated. One thing is for certain this will be remembered for quite some time!
Can of Worms
Well if my last post didn't open up a can of worms, this one is sure to. Some of the Shoutouts in the previous posts were not done by the people it says they were done by. So I am calling the person or persons responsible to come forward. Maybe someone would like to take a stab at who it might be...
Well if my last post didn't open up a can of worms, this one is sure to. Some of the Shoutouts in the previous posts were not done by the people it says they were done by. So I am calling the person or persons responsible to come forward. Maybe someone would like to take a stab at who it might be...
Sunday, October 19, 2003
Trivia Time!
Sorry for the lack of posts lately guys. I guess my life has been somewhat boring of late, which might go hand in hand with the fact that I have not been drinking much of late! But it business as usual for the Mack Daddy last nite as I embarked on the Warriors Trivia Nite.
The night's highlights included:
1. Cult Figure John Bartlett doing some table top dancing during the song "Horror Movie", and most people will probably testify seeing a 130+ kilo man dancing on the table as a potential horror movie in itself!
2. Sharyn Northrop's quest to get people to buy raffle tickets. She offered a head job for every raffle ticket you bought!
3. Nick Wright bidding $200 for the Australian Boomers signed singlet and his legit being serious!
4. Darren and I corrupting Ash with recollections of our sexual encounters.
5. Sharyn Northrop being told by everyone to show us her tits!
I'm sure there were others but my night was so traumatic I must have blanked it out! Or I could have just got blind drunk and not remembered a thing! Rumours include Karoke, but If I don't remember it didn't happen! If anyone would like to add any other rumours feel free to list them below!
Sorry for the lack of posts lately guys. I guess my life has been somewhat boring of late, which might go hand in hand with the fact that I have not been drinking much of late! But it business as usual for the Mack Daddy last nite as I embarked on the Warriors Trivia Nite.
The night's highlights included:
1. Cult Figure John Bartlett doing some table top dancing during the song "Horror Movie", and most people will probably testify seeing a 130+ kilo man dancing on the table as a potential horror movie in itself!
2. Sharyn Northrop's quest to get people to buy raffle tickets. She offered a head job for every raffle ticket you bought!
3. Nick Wright bidding $200 for the Australian Boomers signed singlet and his legit being serious!
4. Darren and I corrupting Ash with recollections of our sexual encounters.
5. Sharyn Northrop being told by everyone to show us her tits!
I'm sure there were others but my night was so traumatic I must have blanked it out! Or I could have just got blind drunk and not remembered a thing! Rumours include Karoke, but If I don't remember it didn't happen! If anyone would like to add any other rumours feel free to list them below!
