I'm Back!

2004-02-29T16:08:00.000-08:00

Figured You Out
Welcome to another post from sunny Warrnambool. It was a quiet weekend for the Mack Daddy, my weekend consisted of going to the gym, watching basketball, working and other various completely uninteresting things. One thing I have been doing alot of is listening to Warrnambool radio. There is two radio stations in Warrnambool, the first being the ever-faithful Triple J. Which is sometimes good when the DJ's actually shut the fuck up and play music (Adam and Will are excluded from this). The other is Coast FM, which isn't too bad for a regional radio station. It has a fairly simplistic play list, Nickleback - Figured You Out, No Doubt - It's My Life, Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes and that's about it. It could be worse I spose!

The two 19 year old chicks staying with me are moving out, not a big loss, as the hot one may as well be fucking married (poor girl), and the fat...(wait for it, this is for you Cam and Quilly)...CUNT can just fuck off. What I can't understand is how this fat...CUNT can have a redneck boyfriend? Firstly she is Fat. Secondly she is a....CUNT! Anyone stupid enough to bring her home to mum should be smashed on the spot. Anyway, not my problem, aparently some 19 year old nursing student from Deakin is moving in next week! I do see some potential here!

Anyway, the two biggest party animals in the house this week were Mary and her step-sister Avis who came to stay. They are 70 and 81 respectively but boy do they drink. Both of them got on the straight Johnnie Walker all week. Wednesday night they were blind! Swearing their tits off, stumbling around and calling the other two girls TARTS all night long! Kind of reminded me of Hussey!

Speaking of the Hussmeister, I got a couple of phone calls from him this past week. The second one was Saturday Morning asking me if he called me Thursday night. The first phone call, you guessed it, was Thursday night. Hussey was in fine Hussey form, he rang me from a pub which he didn't know the name of so he proceeded to call it a CUNT! I told him to piss on it, he told me had already done that, so I said to him, what good is pissing on a place when you don't even know the name of it! So he proceeded to piss on the Chinese Massage place next door, while telling the cunts to go home! Even though the place was already empty! Well done Huss!

Hope all is well in Melbourne and I will be coming home for the long weekend. If any of you want to email me or have your own blogs going let me know! Email me!

2004-02-25T16:37:00.000-08:00

Way down in Warrnambool
I want to apologise for my many fans for not writing to you sooner. I realise there has been a substantial break since my last post and I had intended not to post again, but with the move to Warrnambool and the Hussmeister's lack of a life (He has been bugging me to get this thing going again) I have relented and consequently you will see plenty of posts coming your way again.

Well if you have or have not heard I have just begun a job in Warrnambool with the council down here as their basketball development officer. It's about a 6 month contract so I'm not sure when I'll be home. But I'm having plenty of fun so far.

Warrnambool has a unique way of life, everyone is on permanent holiday! Everyone down here is so laid back and chicks apparently love the cock! The strangest part about people down here is although they are always less than 10 minutes from the beach, in summer they still go and camp at in the Caravan Parks on the coast? What the Fuck?

There is about fuck all referees down here, there is fuck all teams here, teams give a walkover and no one gives a fuck! What I still can't understand is the refs down here don't usually start the clock until both teams are ready to play! So even if it looks like they are going to get a walkover they are more than happy that to wait.

I am staying with a 70 year old lady who takes boarders on. Right now she has two 19 year old chicks staying with her...and wait for it....one of them is hot as FUCK! Damn my luck is bad. Both of them have boyfriends. They are both at TAFE down here and are doing Hospitality and Tourism. They have some yummy friends too, and last night I went round to one of their places for some drinks and laid some ground work. I don't think she was interested in me though. She was more interested in my COCK! SHE LOVES THE COCK! After that we kicked on to the Wailers for about an hour but one of the chicks I'm staying with wanted to go home! Shattered!

Tonight Machine Gun Fellatio are playing at BAR NIGHT @ DEAKIN! Yup you heard it here first, there is a bar night down here too! I thought my Thursday nights would never be the same again, but with a bit of luck getting chicks to kiss and being screamed that they LOVE THE COCK will become a way of life down here too! Hopefully our little cock loving friend will be there!

Anyway, as I don't have MSN down here or a phone in my office (It has been disconnected for 3 months and no one can be fucked changing it, it gets back to that permanent holiday thing) I will try and keep in touch with you all through the website. You can also email me goof33@optusnet.com.au as I still check my emails from down here.

Hope to speak to you all soon.

THE MACK DADDY!

2003-11-20T18:55:00.000-08:00

Back Again
Hey all, sorry for the delay in posts the last couple of weeks have been pretty eventful without doing anything at all. By now you probably all know I got my ass kicked in the toilets at DV a couple of weeks ago and since I have been getting CaT scans etc to make sure there is no permanent damage. You will be pleased to know that my brain didn't show up on the CaT scans, revealing what we already knew!

My social life has been rather quiet of late, I have been really good for a change! I'm going to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and trying to cut back on drinking to make it worth my while. Besides that I have fuck all money at the moment. I'll keep you posted when something of interest comes up.

2003-11-05T03:53:00.000-08:00

This is your life...
Well I realise that the post was pretty pathetic. Everyone who was at bar night will know how good it was and if you weren't there then you missed out big time! Shakespeare himself would have strugged to put into words how good the last bar nite was and yes I realised I have disappointed a few of you trying to do so. So instead of attempting to rewrite the night that was I am going to take an indepth look at the life of the great man, Chris Hussey.

Hussey suggested I try to rewrite the bar night post, but I think further attempts would be just as pathetic. But seeing Hussey is pathetic this latest account will be right up his alley.

Hussey in my mind has some great qualities about him. He is a romantic at heart. He goes up to strange chicks who look interested in him and tell them that they love cock. If this isnt romantic enough he does it repeatedly, and his friends follow suit. Then it gets to the point where they cant hold their feeling inside anymore and they are reduced to tears!

Speaking of tears, who can foget the Night at the Old England, when poor Lauren Pryor had copped an absolute caining from her so called "friends". This included text messages, prank calls, poor lauren couldn't take it anymore. But good old Hussey came to the rescue and tried to mend ways and offered Lauren a tissue to try and easy the pain!

Hussey's romantic side doesn't stop there! He has a passion for lesbians! It's a passion that is shared by many of us! And like myself he has tried on many occasions to get to chicks to kiss! Probably the most memorable time would have to be when he tried to get long time friends Megan Loy and Danielle Nadia to kiss. These poor innocent young Catholic girls were shocked and appualed. The sort of shocking and appauling behaviour that we have come to expect and love from the Hussmeister.

Hussey is a man of tradition. He follows his mighty Kangas with more pride than Kelly Stevens. So it's no surprise that he hates the Collingwood Magpies! Speaking of tradition, he has absolutely given it to Collingwood supporters after their back to back grand final losses both years. Last year's heart breaking defeat and this year's polaxing Hussey would be at the side of any poor old Collingwood supporter, absolutely giving it to them. Whether it be hurling abuse or inanimate objects to dejected supporters getting off the train, decorating the house of a friend in Brisbane Lions colours or even abusing the hell out of Collingwood supporters lining up for Grand Final tickets whilst cruising around St Kilda looking for Hookers!

Hussey has a deep love of Geography. If it has a name, then he will piss on it! The Steps of Parliament, Smith St Maccas? You name it, if Hussey hasn't pissed on it, then you can be damn sure he wants to!

One thing I can be proud of is I have been there. Through the tough times and the good! I got to see the great man at work and these are stories I will be sure to tell my grandkids about. He has contributed much to our lives and we can only hope for more memorable stories. Chris Hussey this is your life...

2003-10-25T19:43:00.000-07:00

The Last Hoorah
Well, the last bar nite was eventful to say the least! The festivities began for me at 5pm, I met Carly there and we commenced drinking. After sitting with a group of relative strangers I got talking to this chick Emily, I think for the next two hours we spent the time quoting things out of old school! We both wanted to catch up with other people so we exchanged numbers and I began looking for more trouble.

This trouble included meeting the chick who loved the cock! I tried to say hello to her and she snobbed me off, probably because I have told her she loves the cock plenty of times in the past! But after she ignored me it was time to go to town! I followed her The Eagle Bar telling her she loved the cock, I think I had her in tears at one stage! Other reports suggest that I was not the only one to do this!

Getting chicks to kiss: I tried valiantly but to no avail. Two chicks asked me and Hussey to kiss, and I tried to plant one on him, and they thought we were gay. To prove that he wasn't gay, Hussey was able to pick up.

On the theme of picking up I picked up the dumb bitch who says hello to me every week. I don't know her name, but I know one of her friends. She decided it was a sad time that I wouldn't be seeing her every Thursday so she took it upon herself to give me a goodbye kiss! What a gal!

The last highlight for the night, which was more of a lowlight was being done for drink driving outside Latrobe. I blew .06 and am absolutely shattered. I thought I was right to drive but apparently I wasn't. Things could have been worse I guess. Other than that it was one of the best night's out ever. I'm sure many will agree.

2003-10-22T17:11:00.000-07:00

Last Bar Night
Well after a year of being my "regular" Bar Night @ Latrobe comes to an end tonight. With an expected capacity crowd to be on hand one is considering getting there at 5pm.

This has got the juice flowing of some people who are expecting it to be sent off in a big way. Rumours of trying to get chicks to kiss as well as Nudey runs have already circulated. One thing is for certain this will be remembered for quite some time!

2003-10-22T17:07:00.000-07:00

Can of Worms
Well if my last post didn't open up a can of worms, this one is sure to. Some of the Shoutouts in the previous posts were not done by the people it says they were done by. So I am calling the person or persons responsible to come forward. Maybe someone would like to take a stab at who it might be...

2003-10-19T02:23:00.000-07:00

Trivia Time!
Sorry for the lack of posts lately guys. I guess my life has been somewhat boring of late, which might go hand in hand with the fact that I have not been drinking much of late! But it business as usual for the Mack Daddy last nite as I embarked on the Warriors Trivia Nite.

The night's highlights included:
1. Cult Figure John Bartlett doing some table top dancing during the song "Horror Movie", and most people will probably testify seeing a 130+ kilo man dancing on the table as a potential horror movie in itself!
2. Sharyn Northrop's quest to get people to buy raffle tickets. She offered a head job for every raffle ticket you bought!
3. Nick Wright bidding $200 for the Australian Boomers signed singlet and his legit being serious!
4. Darren and I corrupting Ash with recollections of our sexual encounters.
5. Sharyn Northrop being told by everyone to show us her tits!

I'm sure there were others but my night was so traumatic I must have blanked it out! Or I could have just got blind drunk and not remembered a thing! Rumours include Karoke, but If I don't remember it didn't happen! If anyone would like to add any other rumours feel free to list them below!

2003-09-30T19:32:00.000-07:00

I'm back baby!
Well most of you must be thinking, how can I be back without going anywhere. Well I have not been anywhere, either has my wang for that matter, but last night, I made my welcome to return to the squared circle and challenged for the heavy weight title. I had to fight up a couple of weight categories for this one, but this big bad mumma was worth the extra effort! Sporting a face you would blow all over and a tongue ring that nearly ripped my cock to shreads I was in for one of the toughest nights of my life.

Unfortunately my fairy tale return was not to be, as I was defeated by opponent as she got more blows in than me! Literally! I did manage to get two good blows in, Literally! One of which had her down for the count! Literally again! And I was able to give this young lass a lesson on how to give a blow job! She didn't miss a drop god love her!

I'm not sure how long my comeback will last but I sure as hell wont be wanting that rematch anytime soon!

2003-09-29T01:01:00.000-07:00

The Ladies Man!
For those of you who have not been to the website of "The Ladies Man" do yourself a favour and go there now!

The Ladies man has a collection of tales from all his sexual experiences, where he gives his wang to the lucky women of the world, with the majority of them from the internet. Today I thought I would try and replicate the man who is fast becomming one of my heroes!

X says: we can have some fun
Goof says: sounds good!
Goof says: what sort of fun would you like most?
X says: whatever ur thinking of
Goof says: you like scrabble too?
X says: scrabble?? scrabble rocks
Goof says: well thats not really my idea of fun!
X says: so what were u thinking of
Goof says: licking you from your ankle to your ass
X says: charming
Goof says: if you prefer scrabble we can do that

As you can see I'm a real charmer with the ladies! If anyone would like some lessons on how to be a hit with the ladies let me know!

2003-09-27T18:05:00.000-07:00

The Great Grand Final Day
Grand Final day began with Robbie picking me up from home and then on to Nicko's. Nicko was rather seedy from the session we had at the Old England the night before to celebrate Beano's farewell performance. After this it was on to the Anderson's.

This ended up being one of the best grand final sessions I can ever recall. Why you ask? Well, for starters, Collingwood got absolutely polaxed. They were not the only ones to get polaxed, everyone at the Anderson's was too! After the game Hussey came around and he was polaxed as well. He was going to embark on abusing Collingwood supporters at the train station. Great Work Huss. The barbie got fired up a little bit later, for some more eating, I think some pizza's got delivered and more drinking whilst listening to old cds.

The day had a number of highlghts but there are two big ones we cant go past. Firstly the Magpies getting absolutely destroyed! The second highlight was Ash's cousin Ish and her best friend Cass kissing in the kitchen! That's right we got chicks to Kiss! Tristan came running into the bedroom and told me had got chicks to kiss, so I jumped off the bed and went straight out to the kitchen and did what many have come to know me so well for! That's right, the "Guy who loves lesbians had struck again!" The two began to kiss, and we are not just talking about a little peck here guys, we are talking about flat out going for it! With the event being witnessed by most of the Anderson family, including 12 year old Lauren (The look on her face was priceless), the night went a little bit quiet after that. We all pitched in and helped tidied up and then all got driven home! Loving it!

2003-09-22T06:40:00.000-07:00

Browlow Blues
Well I have just finished watching the end of the brownlow and I must say I am extremely disappointed that Nathan Buckley has claimed his coveted brownlow medal in a 3 way tie with Adam Goodes and Mark Ricuttio. I have never been a huge fan of Buckley but I can't bear the thought of all those Collingwood supporters bragging about it now. At least I can say one good thing...they will stop their fucking whinging about him not having one and getting screwed every year.

But on to the good news; Saturday Night's trip to Quilly's was a succesful one. That's right, I got spastic. At first I thought it was only going to be a quiet one for the Mack Daddy but I brought my favourite drinking partner - Jack Daniels. It seems Jack is bit of a bad influence on me as he seems to succesfully get me pissed sometimes against my wishes. But it was a great night. And for all of you "Old School" fans out there, you must watch it pissed! Quality Viewing!

I leave you to one final plea to all my fans of this site to start posting some shout outs. I am led to believe that there is quite a following out there but I only know of this when people tell me in person. My posts about Mullet being gay and Hussey being a homo appear to be quite popular and I'm sure this one about Buckley winning the Brownlow will be no exception.

2003-09-18T21:03:00.000-07:00

Back on the net!
Well it's taken too long but I finally have a new Hard Drive and internet access. I am with optus now so my address is goof33@optusnet.com.au

On the non internet side of things not much has been happening. Being unemployed sucks, but at least I have my computer to apply for jobs now!

Wednesday night we went out for Quilly's birthday which was good fun, despite having an early night. Tonight I will be having a quiet night before heading to Quilly's tomorrow for mindless drinking, corruption and smut! Which I have to tell you sounds great!

2003-09-07T06:18:00.000-07:00

Sorry...
I really want to apologise to everyone for my last post. I realise that it was sensitive and articulate and I will never do it again. So here is a recollection of Friday Night's proceedings, because the rest of my weekend was fucken shit!

My evening began with a trip to Wayne and the Michalke's place. With Terri's birthday being next week, and Wayne's been earlier in the week I thought I would take them a bottle of grog, seeing they usually give me one. I also happened to pick up a bottle of Jack Daniel's on the way and naturally had to drink with them! Next stop, Dwight Hogan's place where we downed a couple of bourbons before heading to our Under 18 girls break up. We kept throwing down the bourbons together and scored vouchers from the team, went to the pokie room and I collected $100 for my trouble. Next stop the Rose Hotel in Fitzroy, watched Essendon flog the Dockers in good company (A pub full of drunks), then on to a party in Greensborough. Picked up a bird, went back to her place, got kicked out about 5. Then up to ref at 11.

Hopefully I have redeemed myself!

2003-09-03T18:52:00.000-07:00

Things left unsaid...
Don't you hate it when you leave somewhere, and you still have something to say. I don't know whether it is better to say nothing and stay friends etc or tell someone how you feel and maybe risk friendship etc. I spose you could call it a crush, but for the first time in a long time I think I have finally met someone who I am not only physically attracted to (Eg. Get them into bed) but also just attracted to them in general (Eg. Get them into bed, but actually interested in them as well).

The weekend in Bendigo was met with mixed success, I have a job interview coming up, I didn't have to pay for my tickets - $248, I was able to do a lil networking, I won a shitload of money on the pokies, I got pissed every night, sometimes you don't know if thats a good thing, and I met a girl who I really like and just waited for that right moment to say something, but it just never happened.

A couple of months ago I met this girl, and we were hanging out, she was hosting some yanks at the time so she sort of had to look after them, so I asked a friend to put in a good word for me. Straight away he yells out, GOOF WANTS A DIP! Can't knock him for subtlety! Anyway we met again and hung out all weekend, she was real nice, easy to get along with, we shared interest and she is gorgeous but not a glammour if you know what I mean. Anyway, she did all that and I don't know if it was because she is just so nice, or whether she might actually not mind the fact that I was interested in her. Anyway, I didn't think the right moment came up and there wont be the right moment for a while now, so there aint no point in dwelling.

I ended up winning $240 on the pokies. First night I go to the Inca Sun Machine, pull out $90, so I'm up $70. Second Night I go to a friend, I'm going to the ATM, he goes, its over there, so I continue towards the same Inca Sun Machine and pull out $190, now up $240. The next night I go to the same Inca Sun ATM and pull out $80, now up $300. I also blew $60 bucks at 3 different occasions, but who cares. I will definetley be going back to that Inca Sun ATM.

I watched the Boomers train, and the New Zealand team train 3 times which was really good. The boomers were able to clinch the series last night in Geelong and there is a game tonight, that I have swindled free tickets to. Come on Aussie Come on!

2003-08-27T17:35:00.000-07:00

Packing my bags again
Well just after I unpacked my bags, washed some of my clothes, I'm off to Bendigo again for the ABA national finals etc etc. It should be a good weekend. There will be plenty of basketball and drinking which always makes for a good time! I know you wont miss me. So I'll see you all when I get back!

2003-08-25T04:33:00.000-07:00

Paul's Awesome AIS Adventure
OK, Contrary to the title, my trip to the AIS was not that good. I got back late last night and I must say if it wasn't for the antics of Matt Neason and Ryan "Rocket" Burns I would just about have slashed my wrists! I pretty much kicked ass up there and was one of the better coaches there. It's a sad state of Australian Basketball isn't it? I didn't learn much at all, but had a bit of fun I spose.

I was able to bolster my porn collection. See Previous Post. Other than that I can safely say DO NOT GO TO CANBERRA WITH A BUS LOAD OF 15 YEAR OLDS! To make matters worse I missed bar night and whatever else happened on the weekend.

2003-08-20T06:32:00.000-07:00

Fucked Fashion
OK people, you can call me old fashioned but after going shopping of late I have come to the conclusion that the latest fashions for guys sucks! All I wanted was a couple of good T-Shirts and all I have found is absoulte crap! If you like figure hugging ones you are set. If you like ones with crappy scribble all over them they are in abudance. But to get a standard shape T-shirt with something good written on it other than Billabong there is basically fuck all.

I can't see my shopping getting any better in the next couple of days as I am going to be Stuck in Canberra for the Australian Junior Regional camp. This should prove interesting after I abused a fellow coach there last year. I can't think of anywhere better to be. Hopefully I will have access to some transport but I doubt it. I would really like to get to fyshwick to bolster my porn collection!

2003-08-17T06:08:00.000-07:00

Meurrrrrrrrrr
My weekend started off coping a hiding by Bendigo on Friday night coaching. It wasn't that bad actually, the girls played ok and we had some fun coz it was the last game. The game was marred by a mobile phone ringing incident and then a discovery, poor Krystal will be grounded for a while. After the game most of us went to Breanna's place for a few drinks etc.

On Saturday I went up to Diamond Valley to ref. This was one of the more interesting occasions in a long time. After being heckled by a 5 year old and beaten up by him, I realised I could use his mischiefaeous qualities to go and inflict harm on others. Instead of inflicting harm on him I decided he should go and meet some of the refs. First candidate Nick Wright. I told him to go and punch Nick for laughing at me while he was punching me up. Which made the game a little more difficult while Nick reffed. He came back and then I told him to go up to Nick and "Meurrrrrrrrrr" him! Which he did. I looked over to court 2 and saw Carly Drummond. MEURRRRRRR...we then ventured up to the refs room....MEURRRRRRRRRRRRRR! We walked back to court 3 and saw some under 14's who had no idea what MUERRR meant...MEURRRRRRRRRRRR! I was nearly in tears as were some of the guys reffing. I know we probably have similar intellect, but its amazing how much fun 5 year olds can be!

Saturday night I went and watched Diamond Valley VBL get beaten up on then went to Metro. That was fun! I actually had fun at metro! I gave hell to Loz about her big tits and then we went to Lambs. HMMMM Good Souva! Andy and I had great conversations about the BOOTIFUL souvas all nite and then it was home to BED!

2003-08-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

Desperate and Dateless...
Alright, I may be desperate, but I am certainly not dateless, or should that be the other way around? Anyway, I have been giving the D&D ball some serious consideration over the last couple of days. On the surface $99 may sound like a bit. But lets have a good look at what you get.

All you can drink - We are not talking about just the regular beer, wine and soft, soft drink deal here either. This means free Cougar and Cokes, Cocktails, Champaigne etc. Can you imagine how pissed all the chicks will be? Secondly it isn't unheard of that I have spent over $100 on a night out. So at the moment I'm already ahead.

Delicious grazing-style menu - I'm guessing that's a smorgasboard? Mmmmm Food!

Pissed chicks everywhere - Did I mention this already?

Anyway, it just has the essentials to be a great night out. What makes it better is you can make group bookings! So come on fellas, lets splash out and have some fun. Who's in?

2003-08-07T22:29:00.000-07:00

The week that was...
This past week was interesting week. I got filled in on how Saturday night was and there seems to be a common consesus that if everyone was paraletic it would not have been half the night we made of it.

Wednesday night was pub night. I have not been to the Eltham pub in quite some time and it seems that I am not missing much! The bar has changed and it seems to be more spacious, but it still sucks. Gotta admit though those beers were going down damn well.

Last night I went and saw Double Drive at the Prince of Wales with Quilly. Those guys rock! I got to shake the lead singers hand. They were blown away by the crowd. At the end of "Imprint" where it goes quiet and the leader singer sings solo we sang it for him. I have to say nice work crowd! Especially seeing the majority of us have only been hearing the song for 2 weeks.

After that it was off to Bar Night! Surprise Surprise...but was worth it. Can't beat the form there. But I was pretty disappointed with the boys for taking off before close! You gotta love singing Khe Sanh don't ya?

2003-08-04T07:21:00.000-07:00

The Karoke Kings
Well it seems to be a bit of a tradition. Elton John's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" Always seems to be the killer! Just like a number of other 21sts, we would hear this song start and the night would become the karoke show from hell! This time courtesy of Jim, Tris, Rob, Quilly and I!

The night was everything it was cranked up to be even though there was not much picking up etc. There was mindless drinking and karoke. The night saw BPD - Rob Coulter briefly claim the Chris Hussey Cup only to have it stolen away only a few hours later by Jim.

Unfortunately I can add very little to this. It was just one of those drunken nights where you know you had a good time but can remember very little! I woke up the next morning feeling fine though!

2003-08-01T22:14:00.000-07:00

Stay Tuned...
The reason why I say stay tuned is tonight is Catherine Loy's 21st Birthday and it just has that vibe about it. Some of you may wonder what sort of vibe I might be talking about so let me explain. A number of the boys are single at the moment, probably the most I can ever recall due to a fairly eventful week and there are going to be a number of single chicks at the party, and there is free alcohol and a few people want to get blind before they even get to the party. Not to mention The Chris Hussey Cup is up for grabs! It just has the feel about it that tonight is going to be HUGE!

Thursday night at bar nite saw the return of the Godfather after a return from Bali. A cover band by the name of Freestyler played and they were damn good. Although I drove I still had a pretty good time. Not many big highlights to speak of though. The Jim Beam promo girls were mighty fine and there was a hot dog stand out the front which was top notch. Of course the usual singing of Khe Sanh took place and we hit the road. We were lucky enough to take Dale's mate Rob home. Everytime he spoke we just turned the radio up louder because he was just talking absolute shit!

2003-07-29T17:03:00.000-07:00

Double Drive here we come!
Well it's the second thing I've won off Triple M. The last was $105 bucks for guessing the secret 6 @ 6 about a year ago. But I've come through with some tickets to see Double Drive at The Prince of Wales next Thursday night. I'm guessing this means no bar night, but hey the form down St. Kilda is usually pretty damn good! The other upside is I'm going to take the Godfather himself, Shane Quill. Without the two of us there Bar Night will never be the same.

2003-07-28T20:40:00.000-07:00

Monday night @ The Ca$ino
Well after venturing in to Mercury Lounge to see Adam 12 we found out that they weren't even playing. Crazy Haus took their place for the night, and as their name suggests they are just crazy! The lead singer seems to be in love with a rubber chicken and they had a popcorn machine going all night. They also gave away free Crazy Haus T-Shirts which was pretty good actually, coz they asked this chick to put one on while she was on stage, so she whipped off her top and had no bra on, exposing two of the nicest titties I had seen in a long time.

After they decided to take a break we went over to Odeon. The band their seemed to have exactly the same playlist as Crazy Haus, only they were shit. So we went down to gamble. I got $100 out of the ATM and hit the blackjack table. Staring adversity in the face as I was down to my last $25 I broke through for a win. After that it was like a waterfall as I quickly made my way up to $275 before getting back to my original $100. Before we left we cleaned up on the $2 Fish and Chips and then hit the road.

The night wasn't a bad night out, unfortunately we were not able to get any chicks to kiss. Jimmy tried on a couple of girls but they wanted no part of it. Maybe this is just a gift that only I am blessed with!?!?!

2003-07-27T21:49:00.000-07:00

Adam 12 here we come!
My weekend was rather dull. I had two ABA games on so there was very little I could do to because of our schedule. But as everyone knows I live for Thursdays! The highlight of the weekend was the return of the Godfather, Shane Quill from Bali. For reports on the week go to the home of drinking and corruption. We caught up and watched the movie "Old School" again, you gotta love those cheap indonesian DVD's!

Tonight Jimmy and I are off to Mercury Lounge to see Adam 12 play. It wasn't a bad night out last time so we are going back for more! It appears Hussey has gone soft, so if any of you are reading this between now and 10pm and wanna come let me know, I'm driving and there are 3 spots left in the car!

2003-07-26T00:13:00.000-07:00

Bar Night is Back!
Well after a few weeks in recess bar night is back! It was one of the more memorable/unmemorable bar nights depnding on how much you had to drink and was a most enjoyable night despite the absence of the Godfather, Shane Quill. The biggest hightlight of the night for me was picking up Zoe, a bar night regualar and after spending the night with her it seems like she is just a female version of me! We had a romantic day the following day bumming around in bed and watching Jerry Spriner, Australia vs Bangladesh in the cricket and Jackass!

Other Highlights included...Everyone was just completely blind (always makes for a good night), Beano's first bar night appearance, few of the boys picking up, Hussey trying to do his best impression of me and trying to get two chicks to kiss (Megan Loy and Danielle Nadia were the chicks in question and neither have spoken to Hussey since) and last but not least Hussey's attempt to make friends with a chick that seemed interested in him.

It seems Hussey is just gifted when it comes to picking up women, when a girl showed a little bit of interest in him he made some conversation at first. She walked past again not long after and gave him a nice look as she made her way to the dance floor. It was time for myself at the Hussmeister to hit the dance floor ourselves. We didn't waste much time and danced our way up the young lass quite quickly. Hussey began chatting with her as I stood back, next thing I know she stormed off the dance floor. I quickly asked Hussey what he said and he replied "I told her that she loved dick!". He spent the rest of the night screaming "You love it!" to her as she tried to ignore him. Good Job Huss you are really a romantic at heart!

2003-07-23T18:00:00.000-07:00

Hussey is a homo!
Well after a week of being nice to each other. Hussey is officially a homo again. I pleaded with him to remain friends all the time but he said he needed to be a prick to me again, but reassured me I would still be his favourite homo. We did sort of reach a compromise though and that could be to spend every second week friends.

Other than that life has been its usual uneventful self! Saturday night turned out ok. Jimmy and I went along to the Anderson's place to have drinks and watch the footy. Essendon vs Brisbane, was a GOOD game. We ended up staying around and listening to old music and stuff. Then Ash and her friend came home about 11 and about 2am they decided they wanted to go to an after party in Hurstbridge. So Jimmy and I went along to that with the two of them. It was the first after party I had been to in loooong time and I seem to remember them being ALOT better than that. I think the four of us doubled the crowd there! So we went home after an hour! The hightlight of the night was quoting them of Russell's advice to Sedat years ago. "Why don't you just go up to Mernda and fuck a cow?"

2003-07-16T18:28:00.000-07:00

Moving up in the world!
Well for those of you who don't know I got my new car a couple of weeks ago. It's a 1998 EL Ford Falcon Futura and the back seat still needs to be broken in, so if you would like to help a charitable cause let me know.

I also got my E-Tag yesterday so I can drive on Citylink without a hassle. So I'm really moving up in the world now, all I need is a full-time job, trouble is it will interfere with my social life too much!

2003-07-15T19:17:00.000-07:00

Monday at Mercury
Hussey, Jimmy and I embarked on a trip to Mercury Lounge on Monday night on Hussey's recommendation. It wasn't a bad night out actually and enjoyed a number of highlights.

Highlight number 1: Hayley Todd - Has anyone see her dressed up and wearing a singlet top? Would have to superseed Emily Todorov's white pants as the best thing I have seen all year.

Highlight number 2: Going to Bobby McGee's. We thought we would go and line up at Bobby's. We all knew it was closed...that's why we lined up, coz we knew there was absouletely no chance of getting in. After lining up for about 1 minute, I think that's the least amount of time I've ever spent in that line we went and complained to the management.

The management told us that it was closed, so I demanded they give us drink cards. They said what's the point, it's closed anyway. So I decided to argue even though I knew I could not win. Made for interesting conversation.

Highlight number 3: There are two types of people in this world. People who do the work and people who take the credit. And during a trip to Lamb's I introduced myself to all the staff. Their names can be found on a website of someone who takes the credit.

We asked them if they knew Nick from across the road and they said yes and their souva's were better. The flame grill giving them the edge. We even got them to pay out on Hussey for ordering a chicken souva coz chicken is a typical homo meat!

2003-07-15T18:58:00.000-07:00

Being nice to Hussey!
Well after months of not rating each other and calling each other homo's we have declared a ceasefire! The ceasefire was called at 1:50 am on Sunday morning in the car park of Crown Casino believe it or not? And you thought the only thing you hear in the Crown Casino carpark was "Just wait in the car kids, I'll be back in 5...(hours that is)." Hussey set his alarm so he can call me a homo at exactly 1:50 next Sunday morning...I can't wait...

2003-07-15T18:51:00.000-07:00

I'm Back!
Hey all...told you I would back! I bet you all missed me. I realise that the blogging content is thin at the moment. But I'm back to bolster the stocks, coz most of the other blog's are just plain shit!